You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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