IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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