No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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