I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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