it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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