Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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