He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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