we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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