HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
