At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have aggressive nipples.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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