ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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