Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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