oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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