so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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