She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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