I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Are we still banned from the library?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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