I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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