sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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It's blow job season.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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