you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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