I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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