So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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