I don't think brook has ever known best
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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