Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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