I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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