You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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