Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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