dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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