You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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