I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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