he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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