Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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