ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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