is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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