It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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