did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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