But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.