Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(231): View more from Michigan

So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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(402): View more from Nebraska

meow

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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(925): View more from California

While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now

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(585): View more from New York

Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?

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(916): View more from California

Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?

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