i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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