think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.