Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And then the night went full on bisexual.