if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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