well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the day after is always just damage control
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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