porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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