ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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