I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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