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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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