If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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