Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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