The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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