We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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