please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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