so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
And then my night got REAL pukey
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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