just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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