Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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