just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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