I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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