Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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