I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize