I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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