she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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